Dating Wisdom from Bathroom Graffiti

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Dating Wisdom from Bathroom Graffiti

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Filed under: Sex, Dating Tips, Relationships, Sex, Real Stories

Posted May 13th 2009 12:00PM

by Staff, AOL Personals

Like some early form of social networking, scrawling on bathroom walls has been an unstoppable urge since the dawn of humankind. Case in point: ancient cave drawings. Think about it. Garrrf the neanderthal needs to relieve himself and while doing so decides to pass the time anonymously jotting down his inner thoughts in the form of beasts, animals and stuff that looks like UFOs. Anyway, get on with it... where do we turn for dating advice when all else fails? History! And the walls of bathroom stalls. Here are our favorites from across the country...

So true, zombies hate their bodies

love your body the way it is - you wouldn't say that if you were a zombie or a viral infection

Ouch

every time we're out on a date i want to love you but you made me wait - then you told me i look like a pimp - honey i noticed you waited until after dinner to eat them 18 jumbo shrimp. damn.

Proof that robots can't really love

Clearly this may or may not fall under the category of "wisdom"

don't date a guy unless he buys you stuff

Not funny

i make myself puke so my boyfriend thinks i'm pretty

Wow. Zsa Zsa is still out there somewhere

i have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back - za za gabor

Love the responses this person gets to the comment in pink

Resourceful

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em

good sex is like good bridge - if ya got a bad partner, you better have a good hand

Oh snap!

don't hate me because i am beautiful, hate me because i did your dad - go home mom, you're drunk

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May 14th 2009 @ 10:13AM report

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