by Michael Tolosa, AOL Personals
The song was right... Breaking up is hard to do!
...Unless you're a soulless demon hell spawn -- like one of my exes -- who dumped me on a whim for some tie-dye-wearing hippy in high school.
But I'm not bitter.
For me to be bitter, our breakup would've been done in public -- with some random stranger filming it -- then posted on YouTube, where my shame would live on in eternal infamy. Like these poor saps...
Step-by-Step Dumping
Shop for Apology Flowers...
Cheater Catches Self on Video
Should Have Kept Walking
Open Up a Can o' Bruce Lee!
Next: Men in Speedos
Surviving Thanksgiving Day
When she says 'maybe,' she means 'no.'
Impress your date with this playful fun-filled day outdoors.
Moving in together is a large step. Are you ready?
How can I win over my girlfriend's parents?
Pouncing can get you into trouble, trouble, trouble.
Most people believe that jerks get more women than nice guys.
CNS
Jul 9th 2009 @ 2:58PM report
Oh my.
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