Filed under: Religious, Asylum
Posted Aug 15th 2009 12:00AM
by Asylum Staff, for Asylum
Just because you're lusting after one of the chosen people doesn't mean she's gonna choose you back. Luckily, writer Shari Albert was kind enough to tell us what lines to avoid when wooing a sexy Semite. (And, no, Madonna doesn't count.)
10. "Do you like your 'meat' cut, or uncut?"
Are you trying to be cute and ask us if we like our guys circumcised or not? Stop it. Besides, it doesn't really matter unless you're strictly kosher.
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Aug 22nd 2009 @ 9:03PM report
i am dark and beautiful but i love Jewish ladies cos u know what they know love rite here its different
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